Boris (as Venom) doing that wall-crawling thing...Monday, April 24, 2006
ORIGINS
I will try to put the facts into some sort of organized narrative...
So, while we were eating lunch today, Boris told me quite a story. If you've ever spent any time at our house, you are probably aware of his alter ego...SUPER-BORIS. As you know, Super-Boris has many and great super-powers. The old standards like super-strength, flight, super-speed, etc., but also many unique and wondrous powers like glue-hair, skin into bricks, and transformation into a rhinoceros. The story he told me today predates those powers...
The origin of Super-Boris, as told by the man himself...
Back before he was Super-Boris, he was called SWORD GONG ZORG.
He was part of an intergalactic super-hero league made up of a bunch of aliens and himself, the lone human.
Back in those days he only had one super-power...heat vision.
Once while fighting a horde of barbarians,
his alien allies revealed themselves as natives of the planet Zorg. Being from Zorg, a planet known for its liars and back-stabbers, they were of course untrustworthy, and turned on Sword Gong Zorg in the midst of the battle. Despite his fierce fighting skills, they overpowered him and left him lying on the field where the barbarian archers took aim...
Suddenly, a hush descended upon the scene. A glowing green alien appeared, speaking words of comfort and peace to Sword Gong Zorg.
Transporting him away in his spaceship, the green alien told Sword Gong Zorg that he should never have trusted the Zorgians. Touching Sword on the face, the green alien imbued him with incredible power and told him his new name would be Super-Boris.
Wielding this new power, Super-Boris has become the champion of Earth, vanquishing many bad guys and saving many people. He especially likes to turn himself into rocks and wield the mighty power of the lava...
So, while we were eating lunch today, Boris told me quite a story. If you've ever spent any time at our house, you are probably aware of his alter ego...SUPER-BORIS. As you know, Super-Boris has many and great super-powers. The old standards like super-strength, flight, super-speed, etc., but also many unique and wondrous powers like glue-hair, skin into bricks, and transformation into a rhinoceros. The story he told me today predates those powers...
The origin of Super-Boris, as told by the man himself...
Back before he was Super-Boris, he was called SWORD GONG ZORG.
He was part of an intergalactic super-hero league made up of a bunch of aliens and himself, the lone human.
Back in those days he only had one super-power...heat vision.
Once while fighting a horde of barbarians,
his alien allies revealed themselves as natives of the planet Zorg. Being from Zorg, a planet known for its liars and back-stabbers, they were of course untrustworthy, and turned on Sword Gong Zorg in the midst of the battle. Despite his fierce fighting skills, they overpowered him and left him lying on the field where the barbarian archers took aim...
Suddenly, a hush descended upon the scene. A glowing green alien appeared, speaking words of comfort and peace to Sword Gong Zorg.
Transporting him away in his spaceship, the green alien told Sword Gong Zorg that he should never have trusted the Zorgians. Touching Sword on the face, the green alien imbued him with incredible power and told him his new name would be Super-Boris.Wielding this new power, Super-Boris has become the champion of Earth, vanquishing many bad guys and saving many people. He especially likes to turn himself into rocks and wield the mighty power of the lava...
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Petting Zoo Extravaganza!
Every week at Boris' school there is a new theme. It enables the teachers to introduce different concepts and letters. Often times great things go with the themes that the kids really get a kick out of!
This week's theme is Farm!
I swear he really is happy!
Lately, when I tell him to smile, I get a couple different versions of this face.
Awe, how cute!
See guys this is why we don't eat them!
Ever the gentle loving hand.
Have I mentioned how in love with this kid I am?
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
FRAGILE
This is the result of Boris' first trip to the emergency room.
He fell at home, hitting the corner of a side table and bleeding quite a bit, so we took a quick drive over.
2 stitches.
He was so brave.
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