Tragic Re-enactment

Imagine that Rik is Boris,
Boris is Rik,
and Spike is Spike.

Now imagine that it is the morning and Rik has just come home from his radio show. He opens the door and is greeted lovingly by his children (Hella is not present in re-enactment because she has already gone to bed). He tries to quickly shut the door behind him so that Hella does not escape only to find that the door will not close due to some unforseen obstacle... Boris' finger!


Blood curdling screams fill the air as Rik carries Boris to the kitchen sink yelling "Turn the cold water on!"
"What happened?" I ask.
"Boris' finger just got shut in the door!" He replies. "I was wondering why it wouldn't shut." He adds.

Awe... my poor baby...
Right of passage #1: fullfilled.